what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…





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John O’Callaghan | The Maine by dovaphotography on Flickr.
Children must be taught how to think, not what to think. Margaret Mead   (via dollare)

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So many things I love in one picture.


two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

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I leave my bowl around the house. I talk about how much pot I smoke to my mom. I’ve straight up told her I smoke a lot of weed. I pretty much smoke next to my family, yet they never notice it. I keep the smell at bay, I never look high. Yet when they see me do it, oh no, stop the fucking presses. “I’m disappointed in you.” While YOU’ER slowly smoking your life away with cancer sticks, I’M smoking an herb that has dozens of health, economic, social, cultural, and personal benefits. Fuck you and your cancer-ridden lungs. 

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